I went to see the place of the next TripRaduno, Bagnara di Romagna near Imola, and I wanted to get to Ferrara by bike.
In recent months I did a little 'bike, about 20 km per day, and I wanted to see how far I could push my bionic body.
I started around 10 am with the Mondial (type citybikes) new my father and I headed to Padua.
I wore very few clothes in a backpack, water, camera and confidence of my father and my friends that I had discharged the beautiful "in the middle 'road take the train" and "non'll never make it."
Racism against anyone who carries out his work without sweating it 'and swearing, and' therefore considered weak and sickly.
But I went, without listening to anybody, including my legs after 30 km already beginning to complain.
Nell'mp3 I was shooting the music of "Chariots of Fire" and continued.
He swore a little 'to the machines that I zoomed in part, competing to see who did it seemed I spent more' close.
I was unaware that from Padua then I could ride across the river, on the track cliclabile.
A Monselice I made lunch.
While looking for an outdoor bar in order to be close to the bike (I monselcesi are known bike thieves), I realized that the police followed me.
I've sown, only to find themselves in front of, behind rirovarmeli lose again and later.
I was obviously a dodgy face.
A couple of excellent sandwiches, a coffee 'and stained Galatine (heck, the old Galatince) later, and I was back in the saddle.
I also so 'in the famous polesine depressed, abandoned fields and farmhouses, passing through villages never heard (Arqua' Polesine Boccalara, Southern Cross) and slowly went into the magic of cycling: just you and nature.
And that son of a whore that goes to 120 per hour in a country road, passing to 10 inches. What will you crush a plane tree on the teeth.
A Frassinelle Polesine I stop at a supermarket in the province to buy something to drink and opt for a drink at The 'Green of St. Benedict.
I tell the cashier that I live 200 meters from the factory.
Does not capture the immense irony and looks at me blankly.
I ask, to change the subject, which way you go bike in Ferrara, avoiding the main road.
- "Ferrara? On a bike? "
He asks with the same tone of a Thai which you say you like working in the snow in his bare chest.
- "Yes, I would like to avoid the state."
He begins to explain.
Starts well, then as the route turns away from his mental map, increase the doubts.
I understand that often does not put foot outside the village.
I look on the map and see that it is making me make a wide detour.
- "But is not 'better to go through and cross the bridge Canaro Occhiobello?" I ask.
- "No, I would not go alone, and then you are a man and and 'worse'.
As he speaks he makes a gesture, I think you're chasing a fly ear.
Then I ask "what is most afraid 'to a man than a woman?".
Reinterpret the gesture and I understand: gays.
The look and say:
- "There are gay?"
- "Yes, on the banks of the Po ', and they are also aggressive, if I were you I would not go."
Damn.
You know the scene in "An American Werewolf in London", where the Scottish countryside in the pub, the customers say to the two backpackers not to go out? The same.
Fucked by a gang of "Busoni" (so they call them 'in these parts) on the banks of the Po'.
Not exactly a heroic end.
What to do?
My instinct tells me to go traveler himself.
So pedal under the sun in the afternoon, hoping that gets dark early.
At least I want to see them in the face, if we have a story of love, however fleeting.
Then, who saves me and 'my proverbial sense of direction: when, with the mood of Frodo entering Mordor, I am going to cross the border between the civilized world and the place of tears, blood and vaseline, I realize it already 'past and to be in Emilia.
I turn, I touch your ass, they hurt.
But it 'a bad thing that's good, healthy and personnel, due to the saddle.
Allotment.
Pedal boats, pedal boats and paddle boats.
And then I pedal again.
And arriving in Ferrara, the sign up are in Ferrara!
Hell, no, another bridge.
Then a viaduct.
Then I got lost.
Half an hour later I see the castle and I'll eat ice cream deserved two-euro (hazelnut and pear), middle-class in the crowd.
I feel like the end of an American film when the hero returns among the bourgeois, who know nothing about, watch and realizes that his suffering, even if they do not know, have served to defend their freedom '.
Paul arrives, leads me to Bagnara di Romagna is a hero to all.
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